Miscellaneous: Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating...

By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the framed memorabilia that I spent $195 on last week came crashing to the floor. It was on my wall for less than 2 hours. The picture is torn and the glass is shattered, but at least the frame is alright. FML

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By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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mspoutylips 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:26

When things like this happen to me, I jus sit on the floor & put on a sad face. :(

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:22

Spouse: Honey, what's this? OP: That's the stand.

Comments

b1gphil 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 11:53

YDI for puttin your tree up this early

NotDave 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 15:19

Yes, for attempting to get into the spirit of a holiday OP likes, he deserves a tree to fall and ruin his ornaments. Some families have a tradition of putting the tree up after thanksgiving. Stop being an insensitive douche who thinks his way of life is the only one.

mrosew442 10

Monday 28 November 2011 5:48

58- cool your jets. it was just a simple statement, don't need to get all worked up. I personally agree with him, you gonna make a long comment about what I think now?

CalvesMan 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 11:57

Huh its not even December yet

tj4234 35

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:06

you don't put the tree the tree up until the 12 days of Christmas... and they only start a day or so before Christmas... >.>

diidiimi 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:11

I'm pretty sure the twelve days of Christmas are actually afterwards? You're nit supposed to take the tree down until the twelfth one.

tj4234 35

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:04

it could be, I can't remember off the top of my head.

Kenton1008 21

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:09

that's what you get for trying to set up a Christmas tree in november.

meirasanya 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:11

But...but... it's NOVEMBER!

Isoldael 27

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:16

This is why I'm glad we have another festivity before christmas here in the netherlands (sinterklaas). Means all the christmas crap can't start too soon, and the "christmas tree fallen over/set on fire/destroyed by cat" will be held off for a bit too. Disclaimer: writer of this post has nothing against christmas, just against the way it's been commercialised. Any spelling/grammar mistakes in this post are unintentional and need not be corrected.

Miraiga 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:45

Isn't that a bit too early to decorate a Christmas tree? It isn't even December... Oh well the whole fuss seems to start earlier and earlier every year...