Miscellaneous: Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating...

By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the framed memorabilia that I spent $195 on last week came crashing to the floor. It was on my wall for less than 2 hours. The picture is torn and the glass is shattered, but at least the frame is alright. FML

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By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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Sunday 27 November 2011 9:26

When things like this happen to me, I jus sit on the floor & put on a sad face. :(

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:22

Spouse: Honey, what's this? OP: That's the stand.

Comments

Aveleen 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 18:45

today, after writing a sentence, the subjunctive clause thought there was something with it.

squidly28 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 18:53

Happened to me last year

159_fml 17

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:02

This happens to me once every few years

mattorama 15

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:04

Gotta be extra careful tightening up the base securely. Though isn't the tree going to be completely done for in a month's time anyway? Back when I still bothered putting up a tree, I'd just buy a pre decorated fake one on the 26th for 75% off, save it until next year, put it up, throw it out after Christmas and repeat.

Isoldael 27

Monday 28 November 2011 10:46

If it's a fake one, why throw it out? They don't die off like real ones, might as well re-use it. If you think it's boring to have the same deco every year, just strip it off and use your own deco. This sounds kinda... Wasteful :p

Slackness 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:04

Err hello? it's f**king November the last time I checked. Maybe you should consider starting around February next time! Farkwit!

Aperr 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:27

That's what happens when you decorate your Christmas tree in BLOODY November.

stoptrying 9

Monday 28 November 2011 2:13

Heaven forbid someone get it done early, huh *******?

mrosew442 10

Monday 28 November 2011 5:53

"hey, it's January already? Happy Valentines day!" "oh look, it's already June! Wanna go see Red White and Boom?" "its finally September! Happy Halloween!" Hmmmm...

stoptrying 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 10:02

since they were preparing for Christmas and not actually celebrating it, let me fix that for you. "hey, it's January already? Good time to get the valentines presents" "oh look, it's already June! Good time to buy the fireworks" "its finally September! Good time to buy costumes" Nice try though.