By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

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Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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sunshinedudette 0

hahaha. i'm sorry but this was hilarious. i just think that fans should realize they will never find a real life Edward. If they are waiting for that, i'm sorry but they will just never find it.

HAHA. Twilight Is a pretty good Novel. I mean if it wasnt it wouldnt be so popular and they wouldnt make it into a movie. But Come on yall. Its Fantasy. Thats IT. Its not real. Period. Edward is not going to show up on your doorstep and you are not going to get chased by a vampire that "loves the Hunt" some people are just Dillusional

I sympathize with the OP. My ******* girlfriend gets angry when I tell her vampires aren't real.

#26: I haven't read Twilight, and have no desire to. But doesn't it seem a tiny bit hypocritical to talk about how stupid and pathetic one fantasy world is and promote Harry Potter instead? It targets nine-year-olds, love. Post above this: Jaysus. Insist that she check under your bed for dragons or something.

mouseintern 0

Another Twitard who will spend the rest of her life looking for "Edward" and will wind up lonely, sad, and alone, except for maybe a couple cats. Or bats. Sucks for the moment, but better off without such a person in the long run.

Ok he's not metro that's the point duh, he's just perfect and gorgeous. And a LOT of people like twilight, just because you don't doesn't mean you have to trash talk it. And to everyone saying "he's a stalker who wants that" its because he protects her DUH! So don't say he stalks her when you don't know wtf you're talking about!

Gahhhh ANOTHER case of Twilight ruining people's minds and/or lives - HE'S NOT REAL PEOPLE GET OVER IT Not only were the books HARDLY the epitome of literary skill, the fascination and, need I say, obsession tons of girls are having over him is ******* ridiculous - I wish you were a vampire? I would slap that girl so hard -.-"

RJF 0

# 26. You deserve to have your face rubbed against concrete for claiming that Harry Potter is any better than Twilight. If there was NOT all this hype about the book series I bet half of you who are ripping it would have loved it. Any one who is a crazy fan of anything is annoying, not just the Twilight girls. You sound ignorant.

hurm... well anyone who hates twilight - its kind of sad to hate an inanimate object... And really, people are looking for the gentleman that Edward is, not a watch you sleep vegetarian vampire. They just don't know it yet. and FYL btw :)

liquidpaper 0

Bella decided to forgo college to marry a stalker vampire straight out of high school, risking her life to bear his children. That's not love, that's stupidity. She has no self-respect. Is that the kind of role model we want for young girls today?