By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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Hey maybe she was looking to you kissing her neck? Maybe you were too slow?

There's already a few FMLs like this.

#117- I think you were referring to me, but I'm not sure. I think I was the only one who mentioned Jacob Black. But I was only joking :).

I feel sorry for Robert P. Lol being the posterboy as "the perfect man". TI loved the books and the movie

I wonder if a female vampire tries to suck back her own blood when she is on her period? :-?

This was the most fun FML to read the comments on. Thanks all, I had a good laugh. Oh, and OP: that sucks, ****-blocked by twilight, that sucks. At least my g/f who read twilight said I was like Edward except not all stalkerish. I guess i win? lol

OP: Thank you for posting this FML, these are quite possibly some of the most hilarious comments I've ever read. xD I read all the Twilight books. I liked the first one. It didn't completely suck me in the way Harry Potter did, but I liked it enough to read the second one. That one wasn't as good, but I have this thing where I always have to know what happens next so I read the third one. That one was even worse. I had to force myself to read the fourth one (which sucked ass, by the way) Edward is obsessive and stalker-ish. As for that Mary-Sue they call Bella AKA Miss "I fascinate everybody for no reason whatsoever", I don't think I've ever disliked a main character so much. These fangirls make me sad. At which point I think "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, out in theaters July 17!" and life seems so much brighter.

Twilights pretty good... but I think that girl was a little obsessed, dont you think?

Didn't watch the movie or read the books, because I'm not a 12 year old girl. You should have pulled out a razor and grinned, saying, "Oh...but i am. May I have a drink?" You would be surprised...