By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

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Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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OP, I think you should be glad, because that girl is probably living in a fantasy world. Second, to those who say the OP deserved that... Please, grow up. Vampires aren't perfect creatures who sparkle and fall in love with uninteresting girls. No. Really. They're supposed to be monsters who suck you dry and move on with their immortal lives. Or atleast, that's what they've become over time. You know, maybe, just maybe, you can invent your own original vampire and complain less about Edward. So, in conclusion, if I were the OP, I would've taken a chunk out of her neck. Maybe then she'll get the hint: Be careful what you wish for. Other than that, I lolled.

Kuroftw 0

And this is why Twilight needs to be banned. Also, I agree with #182.

I read the book and watched the movie. I really liked both, but I've read better books. and I don't get people's obsession over this shit n how their life revolves around it. she's weird.

thelonelylurker 0

So what was she? Insane goth or twilight tween?

dearjennyanyway 0

@ 50. Way to be sexist. I am a female, and I do not obsess over ridiculous love stories or pop icons, such as you mentioned. "This really ticks me off..." Well it pisses me off that you are so caught up in pop culture that you think that only females get carried away with this kind of obsessive behavior. I made the mistake of going into a bookstore the night "Breaking Dawn" was released, and I would like to point out that inside of said store, there were as many males as there were females. So shut the **** up.

patray_angel 0

Not that it is a good thing to be that obsessed, but my god, you all act like this movie and its fictional characters are the the first thing that people have been obsessed with. I am sure most major movies/tv shows have fans that are obsessed. Can we say Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, etc.........which I might add I do like, but we all KNOW that each one of those have some obsessed fans! Others prefer to be obsessed with real people, like celebrities. I am sure their are countless girls and probably some gay boys with Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Orlando Bloom, etc posters covering their walls. Just like I am sure there are boys and some lesbians with Angelina Joli, Britney Spears, etc posters covering their walls. I am not sure how old the girl is that the OP encountered, but hopefully she is young and will soon outgrow her obsession.

hahah that really sucks but if shes weird enough to say it you definitely got off easy

Don't date girls obsessed with Twilight.