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You should have replied "I am!" and bitten off her nipple.
LOOK at what TWILIGHT HAS DONE!
#205/6 (The bad typer, because it keeps changing the comment #) Learn how to type before trying to tell people off.
ROFL this is one of the best FMLs I've seen. It was just so random and unexpected.
#1 has the right idea. Twilight ruined your evening. FYL indeed.
To #167 - Did you get bored looking up every single detail on vampire history? *Cough* Get a job *cough*
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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.
And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.