By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

Comments

You should have replied "I am!" and bitten off her nipple.

#205/6 (The bad typer, because it keeps changing the comment #) Learn how to type before trying to tell people off.

ROFL this is one of the best FMLs I've seen. It was just so random and unexpected.

coffeennicotine 0

Haha, that's awesome. Twilight strikes again.

Melodyfire 0

Damn you Twilight!!!! I refuse to read the damn book!!! lol Sucks for you tho. I have friends like that who go around with "TEAM EDWARD" on their shirts and backpacks. Annoying. Well at least you don't hafta worry bout her insanity anymore.

#1 has the right idea. Twilight ruined your evening. FYL indeed.

To #167 - Did you get bored looking up every single detail on vampire history? *Cough* Get a job *cough*

LeonardSnow 0

come on guys this is so fake, we've seen Twilight FMLs before... unless there's something really wrong with girls (or you guys) so that they're all choosing fictional creatures instead of real people

LeonardSnow 0

come on guys this is so fake, we've seen Twilight FMLs before... unless there's something really wrong with girls (or you guys) so that they're all choosing fictional creatures instead of real people