By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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Dude that sucks. I got no issues with Twilight until kids turn all fangirl. It shouldn't affect their daily life.. but unfortunately it does. But now you know! Before you take a girl out, ask her if she's ever read it. If she has, how much did she like it?

wow, a similar thing happened to me, ******* Stephanie Meyer had to create a BSed boy that all the girls are obssesed with because they are all drowing in their own ******* pool of estrogen, in my opinion you are lucky it didn't go any further she sounds like a crazy freak who was no life and just re reads twilight bcuz she doesnt understand its a ******* fiction story.

#127: About my comma errors, I use commas as I use pauses in speech. It's how they were originally used, and that's what I use them for. In my opinion, the current etiquette, or style, for using commas is a degeneration of the language. Sorry if you disagree. And true, there are different kinds of vampires according to culture, but I prefer authors who are original enough to create an entirely new species. It would have given her even more room for creativity and originality, as well. And anyways, that's simply one of my problems with the books. All in all, I think that if the basic story idea had been given to a different author, it could have been an amazing book. As is, it is not. Also, I notice your grammar is somewhat flawed as well, but then again, whose isn't? ;D

#156: Commas used for the sake of pauses are known as "comma splices." If you disagree with the rules of grammar, I respect that, but my case is that you can't really comment on others' grammar errors if you don't follow the rules yourself. And I never claimed to be perfect with my grammar. Just for ***** and giggles, however, I'd like to know my grammar faux pas?

Edward *drools* haha sucks to be you. you should have just grabed her and bitten her neck... in a nice way obveously ;)

#156: I note you're talking to yourself, there. ;D But in your previous comment, you said littlest instead of smallest, things like that. No big deal, just something I pointed out for fun. And when people say "lol ur retrded" and things like that, I feel that anyone with a third grade education in grammar has a right to correct them. Sorry. Also, I learned a different definition for comma splices. Interesting. I'll have to look that up.

Maniacishere 0

Me and my mates got hold of a copy of twilight, we replaced like every word in it with penis, it sounds so much better now, i think they should release our revised addition of ... PENISLIGHT

Hmmm, nevermind abut the talking to yourself thing, #154. Before I refreshed it, it said you were 156. How sad. :[