By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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an_account 0

I don't think Meyer is a good writer: this has nothing to do with her ideological stances. I just feel that the prose is very mundane, the metaphors expected, the similes boring and the lyricism uninspired (or unworthy of the term 'lyrical'). And I am not talking about a book I haven't read. Anyway, my question as a woman is more why men want girls who (quite independently of their liking for Twilight) obviously don't have a single brain cell in their heads. FML that the girl is like that, but as an embittered girl, YDI for going for all the dumb ones

punkgal420 0

o man that sucks edward collins was so ****** gay and ugly in that dumb pieces of shit moive. i havnt even seen it i have a life and more intresting things to do you have told her o well i wish you were a stripper

i ******* hate being around girls that start talking about this fairy tale ******* vampire bullshit. "i deserve a guy like eeeeedddwarrrrrd" i dont understand how this twilight phenomena has gotten so many girls to believe that somewhere there is a magical passionate pale duechebag looking for their fat ass specifically. any girl who ever pulls this shit and leaves their man for a ******* story should play in traffic. thats like men dumping their girlfriend because they aren't jenna jameson or megan fox.

LOL thats hilarious srrry' u better find another girl and 4 those idiots who r calling twilights fans idiots WATCH IT I HAPPEN TO BE A TWILIGHT FANS SO SHUT THE HELL UP anc am not that crazy so dnt blame it on twilight blame it on the girl twilight hs nuthin 2 do with it

kbond7 0

haha yeah it most likely is from that freaky sparkling vampire novel "Twilight"... sorry man. On a lighter note, maybe she meant that she wanted you to be like an Anne Rice, Darren Shan, Lynsay Sands, Kim Harrison, or Sherrilyn Kenyon type vampire; they're way cooler...

omgitsseejay 0

it's so funny how a fictional vampire is getting more ass in the united states than any guy in the world

Cockblocked by Edward Cullen and his merry gang. Sucks dude.

lmao. haha. that was very Twilight of her.

i don't understand why people are so obsessed with twilight....i've been trying to read the book for months and i can't get through it because its so shitty. on the bright side, you at least found out early that she was a freak and can move onto someone better.