By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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Somebody whip and Anne Rice book at her head.

PaperxHearts_xox 0

I find it funny how everyone takes this FML as a chance to insult people over Twilight. Yes; I am a HUGE Twilight fan; but I do realize that ther is no one like Edward Cullen out there. Nor would I want there to be. I'm not a big Edward fan, I'm more of a Jacob lover. and not all Twilight fans are insane...(like the OP's date)I live in the real world. Yes, I talk about Twilight all the time..but Twilight is a good book series. I bet half of the people here who claim to have read the whole series, really havent. I hate how people just hate Twilight because everyone else likes it. You're trying to be different, we get it; but it makes you look like a retard who can't agree with anything. Everyone insulting Twilight/Stephenie Meyer (yeah, if you're going to damn someone, wishing them dead, spell their name right. your idiotic spelling kind of takes away from your insult)/ fans are pathetic. OP; FYL. She's a nutjob.

I don't know much about Twilight but anything that slows down the reproductive process of all these teenagers with goofy swooped haircuts, huge sunglasses, black tights and hot pink hoodies can't be all bad.

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

F**k Edward Cullen!! It's a freakin' vampire for god sake! Starting from there that kind of "man" doesn't exist.

#191... WIN. That was priceless. Thank you.

skierguy 0

**** Edward Cullen! You're better off without that twitard anyways.

Obsessive Twilight fans get on my nerves. >_> Gahh, there are too many of them.

I haven't read twilight (I kinda tried, but I didn't like the way it was written..), so I'm not going to critize it. On the other hand, I've been around "twitards" in real life and on the internet and I must say it makes me wish those books never existed ! It's you choice to like (or dislike) this book, but still... Many fans say "I can make the difference between fantasy and reality" but hearing every morning girls fangirling on Edward (eventhough they clearly understand that he's not real) is f*cking annoying. Many girls are fangirling over many things, but let's just say that IN GENERAL, those all over "their Edward" are the loudest and the most numerous. OP: you got lucky :D

Murder her in her sleep. Twilight has ruined 99% of all teenage girls.