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By disappointed - 07/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

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By jdmarine83 - 07/10/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML

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By Former Professor - 21/07/2019 22:00

Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML

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By dsbass09 - 09/07/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML

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Don't leave my baby boy

By Julia - 17/03/2021 02:01

Today, after a year of unemployment due to my industry shutdown, I finally got a job offer. It involves overseas travel. After being cooped up a year, I'm thrilled! My boyfriend's mother is willing to pay my rent and bills for me to stay home. FML

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By HousekeeperNoMore - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, after being a stay-at-home mom and picking up after my kids for the past 15 years, I got a job rejection letter saying I wasn't qualified. It was a housekeeping position. FML

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Face your demons

By corleon198425 - 13/11/2020 20:08

Today, I finally got a job after months of searching due to Covid. The bad news? It's cleaning dog kennels. I have an extreme fear of animal poop. FML

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I could be happy

By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 00:01

Today, I got my first job offer in over a year, a mere few days after being accepted to study for my dream career. My crippling depression won't allow me to enjoy any of it. FML

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By alphafoxy21 - 05/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML

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By tsu3 - 16/11/2009 15:14 - Germany

Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together and get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I used to work as a dishwasher. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 02:19 - Reserved

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

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braasilianx0 4

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:18

better than no job, your situation could be worse.

Olovio 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:18

You need more lemon pledge?

Comments

tstevenson 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:36

just because u spend all that money and times doesn't mean u get your high paying job! you should have know that!

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:38

It does include brain power and skills. Brain power: determining pay by hour Skill: To be able to actually clean spotless

angryoriental 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:42

well I need my house clean? can you fake a Spanish accent?

pretty_in_pink94 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:46

At least you have a job.

J1hill33 12

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:48

I hope you know that mist people start like that. Plus, like previous posts, you should consider yourself lucky you even have job.

Roflwtflmao 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:49

I know how u feel. I'm in the same boat . Just keep at it and eventually you will find that job you wanted.

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 8 June 2011 2:10

Same here. But I just got my break. And so will you!

sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:57

Could I suggest moving from Idaho? Sorry if that sounds ignorant, but when I think of Idaho... I think of potatoes, not jobs requiring well educated people.

paradiseisland01 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:59

Omg that's the worst news I heard in days , so sorry , the bright side of things is at least you get paid and you do have a job .

Human_Delilah 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:02

Cleaning Houses? You Think Its That Bad? WOW what a Loserr..

CryMoreFMLs 14

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:04

Too bad, she made some valid points. It's not rocket science to read the english comment. Quit being a stuck up bitch and open your mind to reading, it's proven to make you smarter.