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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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Feeders

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:14

Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.

uhhSavage 22

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:17

She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.

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toaster012 17

Saturday 23 February 2013 17:33

because of that, you can go out and find a better girl!

dr_snow_bear 29

Saturday 23 February 2013 17:34

Hopefully she'll end up dating an asshole who breaks her heart, causing her to become depressed and putting all that weight back on. :)

Ibeatmyself 3

Saturday 23 February 2013 17:41

At least you know she had ability to get fat

ardencred 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 17:49

Don't worry, her smelly rolls will come back if she is not disciplined!

yusaku02 20

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:08

Wow what a bitch-a-rooney-dooney. You can do better.

Axel5238 29

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:12

I feel for you OP. I had an ex that lost weight after we broke up and she turned into something awful. It happens quite a bit.

picante72 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:21

She'll probably go out with a jerk, regret her decisions, and come crying back to you. Then you can say no because you actually did better than her by getting a babe who really cares for you. Then she'll get all sad and gain all the weight back by gorging to cope with her depression.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:22

I hear stories like this all the time. Ex: women putting their boyfriends through college and then getting dumped after her years of support or a guy paying for their girlfriend's boob job, only for her to want to show the world afterwards. You're a great, supportive boyfriend. Too bad you dated an undercover ho!