Miscellaneous: Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with...

By Dig4life - 05/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Kent

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

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By fuck you mom - 17/04/2020 20:00

Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML

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The truth will out

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 11:00

Today, my uncle got drunk and started ranting about how great I was and how amazing it is that I almost wasn’t born because somehow I managed to survive the failed abortion my mom really wanted. News to me. Mom never wanted me and tried to abort me. FML

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Narcissism in a nutshell

By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 00:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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Sister of the year

By not my fault you got knocked up - 09/08/2020 20:02

Today, my older sister threw an epic tantrum, demanding that my parents not pay for my 21st birthday trip. She insists it’s not fair for them to gift me a trip, since she didn’t get to celebrate her 21st. She didn’t get to celebrate because she was pregnant. Now my mom wants to reconsider. FML

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By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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Bruhsco 8

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:46

You can really sense the love...

bleedingglitter 24

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:47

My mom hates it when I spend any time with my dad or show him any kind of love so I kinda get this.

Comments

Death69 24

Saturday 6 June 2015 5:11

Whether it's true or not...Your Mom is completely classless for having said it. Sorry your Mom squatted and SHIT all over your day OP.

idxntgiveafxck 17

Saturday 6 June 2015 5:15

Savage as ****

Jashie 18

Saturday 6 June 2015 5:37

Oh, are you hungry? Here, have some of this PB and jealous sandwich

brendejafulable 41

Saturday 6 June 2015 6:49

someone is jealous&butt hurt.

SmittyJA24 26

Saturday 6 June 2015 6:59

My psycho-bitch ex-wife made up shit stories just like this for all 3 of our kids during our divorce. Ignore it. Sorry you had to hear shit like that in the first place.

roverman89 3

Saturday 6 June 2015 7:40

What mom would actually ever say that to her kid????? Awful

AyeJay101 25

Saturday 6 June 2015 8:57

There's some back story that's missing here... Or maybe in case you hit it big in vegas, she wants to know she was always there for you so you can spare a few thousand or million lol

ham_spam 17

Saturday 6 June 2015 9:03

None of the comments I've seen have taken the dads side I bet half of u saw all the negative comments about the mom and just went with it

migmit 11

Saturday 6 June 2015 11:04

I hated my brother before he was born. Now I love him.

teentee401 36

Saturday 6 June 2015 15:40

My stepsister went through some similar stuff. Her mom (my stepdad's ex wife) would constantly talk shit about my mom and my sisters and I whenever she would say something good about us. She would always talk about what a bad person their dad was and there was just a lot of emotional manipulation at play. Your dad sounds awesome for taking you to Vegas, so I'd just ignore your mom and have fun on your trip!