By arsewipe92 - 30/08/2009 04:16 - United States

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Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn't at all like I dreamed about; I dreamt that I wasn't allergic to latex. FML
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Boy, was my first time memorable. Still, when I recover, it's all bareback for me, I guess. :/

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clockworklolita 3

Ouch, that must have sucked. However, (you may well know this already) you can get latex-free condoms. Now that you know you're allergic, I'd look into getting some if I were you.

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wheeliegirl95 13

While I personally have made the decision not to have sex yet, so I haven't looked into condoms, I'm sure there are some kinds that are non-latex. Don't have to go bareback... the non-latex ones may be harder to find, but I'm sure they're out there.

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allmidnighteyes 10

When I saw latex, the first thing I thought of was a kinky latex body suit, not condoms. Shows where my mind is, eh?

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redbluegreen 40

Did you see this on 1000 Ways to Die? It was defiantly an episode.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Shit, I saw that too. It was so horribly sad. Would HATE to die that way, lol

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stupidfacesiiigh 0

im allergic to latex to! it sucks so much. if i wear latex gloves, i get this horrible rash. so yeah, i see how this is a FML. i dont want to know how that rash would feel in my vag. loll yeah, use non-latex condoms or get birth control. im sure youve learned your lesson. sorry that happened. i hate the stupid rash.

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jenx3 0

fyl, that sucks so much. go on the pill.

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buffalo_9 0

haha omg that suckss

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Sugar_lipsXo 0

if you waited for marriage, you wouldn't need a condom :)

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LilaBear 1

How did you grow up not knowing you were allergic to latex? Did you never play with balloons?

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love15_fml 8

That sucks... they do make latex free condoms but they can get pricey...

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Dudeface16 0

It's karma. you should of married him first. ydi

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Red_Hot_Roses 16

Nice to see some outdated wisdom from the 40+ religious folks.

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