Transportation: Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home....

By Dansonn - 17/03/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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meow_meow_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:15

think you should get jackson to cough up some cash

alki_fml 5

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:27

report it to the police. that's criminal damage..

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dcapp 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:54

THAT SUCKS! :(

Heatstreak 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:45

what #1 said and then insurance lol

KiyatsuFox 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:33

Yikes, get the police and have a nice, long talk with Jackson.

Sa_Ku 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:27

Agree with #1.

Anonymus101 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 8:07

That is so jacked up, if you've called the police there is not much else to be done, thou you could waterboard Jackson until he gives up the names.

uhnonnuhmus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:57

Haha, #43 has it right! :D

peazeful 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:11

WOW, that is a FYL~

regwasalu 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:19

wow... that just sucks hope everythin worked out for you in the end

emptyego 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 14:55

lmao I agree with #18. And lol @ 32. Seriously, I wouldn't even care if it wasn't him who did the actual damage. It all happened because of him and whatever he did to piss that person off, so *technically* it's his fault all around as he's the center of all the drama. He should pay for the damages--and willingly. People don't go around scratching up cars with personal messages for no reason. He shouldn't be pissing people off.

heyheyhey3 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:38

ahh haha. #39 and #40 :P annnd #43. good stuff. hmm. just ask jackson who it is, he must be pissed to. that could have been HIS car. and of course the police, and everything else.. yadda yadda.