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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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Vicious and unprovoked

By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 05:01

Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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h_langston12 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:17

protect the fragiles

IOwnedYou 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:20

Boom nut shot.

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Propayne 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:18

lol wow better get the ice!!

13__Loki__13 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:08

You're doing it wrong - kick ball has nothing to do with your balls kid it's on wikipedia it's a fact!

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:18

Against the will of the kids? Sorry, but there you g. You took 25-30 (I imagine anyway) kids outside to do something they didn't want to do in the first place? I don't think that kid did it intentionally, but maybe he did. What part of "we dont' want to" didn't you get?

ImTheAlpha 30

Friday 20 July 2012 20:02

In my gym class, there's 80 kids.

dugumit 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:39

u got kick ball skills!

scar2123 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:22

u deserve it they didn't want to play it in da first place maybe they knew"someone" would get hurt.dumdass

slapmeontheass 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:33

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!sorry i laughedXD!!!!

ilikekabooms 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:38

So did he get a home run?

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:37

Wait... so is the OP the teacher or another student?

gasbandit 2

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:36

How the hell is it they didn't want to play kickball? Kickball is awesome. That's like not wanting to eat ice cream or play video games. I could understand if one or two kids maybe weren't in the mood, but a whole class begrudged playing kickball? That's like bizarro-land.

gothymama 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:39

That's exactly what I was thinking! What kids DON'T want to play kickball? Whenever our gym teacher let us pick a game to play, it was always either kickball or dodgeball.