By jules - 10/03/2011 07:53 - United States

Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML
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manforgot 1

How on earth do you mistake teeth for cutlery?

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3kitten3 10

You where partially correct. It was "cutlery". XD heehee

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sgtrobswifey 0

Maybe they were a toy, and he was just jokin with ya. Did ya try winding them up?

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Happygofucky 0

Did he wink at you and then slap your ass?

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missory_missouri 0

HAHA! Yeah! Like, the time I helped an old woman cross the street! Right after, she winked and slapped my ass! HAHA! Because, old people do that when you help them.T_T

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manofmerr 27

For some reason im maniacally giggling at your name. That is all.

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MrLaryRottweila 1

nothing good ever comes out in being nice

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Well I hope you licked the teeth real good to clean them off :o I'm sure he'd of appreciated it :D

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yuggi1 11

Oldest trick on the book, OP. He "dropped" what looked like teeth. Meanwhile, as you bend down to pick it up, he would stick a phone up your skirt and take pictures. Mmhhmm.

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likeyourelooking 6

chances are if he's wearing dentures and is so old that someone picked them up for him so he didn't have to, he probably doesn't have the mental capacity to whip his iPhone out and take pictures. I don't know if you have a grandpa, but I do, and my grandpa calls my iPhone a "data bank" and I've shown him how to google the word "cars" about 75 times. I wouldn't pin this "oldest trick in the book" on an old man.

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InitiateMeDharma 3

Win 22. 43: C'mon. Why you gotta be like that? Totally ruined a harmless joke.

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ulicksam 0

Obviously didn't look at it before picking it up. YDI.

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sailorzoe 14

It was his cutlery.

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underpaid011 0

today, someone picked my teeth up off the ground. it was not bad enough that my dentures fell on the ground, but then some smarmy looking person who probably uses the bathroom without washing their hands afterwords touched them. I still had to eat my lunch. FML

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