By sweetie808 - 28/01/2016 08:39 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML
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Crazion 26

I think someone killed your bird. Just a hunch.

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Red_Curls1995 28

Well they only mimic what they hear so I think it's safe to say someone killed your lovebird.

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beeferjay 34

its safe to say your parrot is from the streets. thug life

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Kiernan151 25

the parrot didn't kill the bird. The parrot heard someone say they killed it.

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BlackBoyFly 11

I guess jokes aren't a thing on this app.

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M3DO 24

Either someone is messing with you or your parrot overheard a conversation about the bird

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M3DO 24

Or the parrot actually killed the bird and now is confessing it to OP before he kills him/her

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awesumous 16

Someone killed your bird and your other bird hear them admit it. Everyone who has been in your house since your bird died is not a suspect. Good luck finding the murderer.

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sturschaedel 27

It was Mr. Green in the pool house with the rope.

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greekk 21

Do you mean everyone who has been in the house since the bird died IS a suspect? might not be many people Also sounds like part of a phone conversation so it could be someone who has been in the op house alone for a short time or on the phone near the cage whilst op is busy

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hellnosucka 27

ah yes, the old bird intrigue and scandal...

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gracehi 31

I read your comment in Ron Swanson's voice and it was magical.

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amsterdamgirl 20

I'm sorry but that's hilarious ? creepy, but hilarious

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mrfranchize 13

Especially because the bird said it at midnight, probably thought the owner was asleep.

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wordygirl 11

Parrots only repeat what they hear. Knowing that, your bird didn't kill the other bird. If you own a parrot you should be aware of the mimicking they do.

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Demon_of_Light 27

I believe that's the FML here. Someone had to say the phrase in order for the bird to hear and repeat it, so who was in OP's house that killed the bird?

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