Animals: Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never...

By sweetie808 - 28/01/2016 08:39 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 20:07 - United States

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By omnomnom - 05/02/2011 00:29 - Canada

Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

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By weep weep weep - 12/03/2012 03:04 - United States

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 21:00 - Australia

Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML

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By In urgent need of a new roommate - 26/03/2014 23:44 - United States - West Linn

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate expects me to pay for half of the bird's expenses. FML

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By "chris_lillo" - 31/01/2020 18:00 - United States - Waco

Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML

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By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 02:57 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began talking to it proving I wasn't scared. Out of nowhere, it's beak clenched onto my nose making it gush blood on the carpet. I was hospitalized. FML

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Freedom!

By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was showing off my new pet bird to my friends over video chat. I opened the cage to demonstrate how friendly he was. Instead of perching on my finger like usual, he flew out the window. I spent the next hour chasing him around the neighborhood in my pajamas. FML

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Thursday 28 January 2016 18:30

I think someone killed your bird. Just a hunch.

Red_Curls1995 28

Thursday 28 January 2016 18:31

Well they only mimic what they hear so I think it's safe to say someone killed your lovebird.

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manlove38 23

Thursday 28 January 2016 23:41

I would love to hear the rest of the store from the OP!! Me thinks something a foot!! LOL. ?

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 29 January 2016 0:34

Guys, I'm sure OP already knows parrots mimic what they hear; you don't need to keep telling her the parrot didn't do it.

EarlFug 19

Friday 29 January 2016 0:46

I'd be worried the parrot could be next to go for snitching. Is it possible you own a cat who speaks english?

gingerlover01 24

Friday 29 January 2016 1:18

looks like there was a killer in your home

amzee96 18

Friday 29 January 2016 3:37

Parrots don't pick up sentences out of no where... Maybe someone confessed to the parrot

Dswank620 18

Friday 29 January 2016 5:08

This is some shit straight out of a horror movie

914smv 18

Friday 29 January 2016 8:10

hahaha hilarious. Maybe he is just repeating whoever did kill the bird.

piercedbiatch 12

Friday 29 January 2016 10:33

parrots can open their cage at times....better buy a padlock

ELoni_fml 25

Friday 29 January 2016 13:16

You might want to consider placing your parrot in witness protection

Joshawott 21

Friday 29 January 2016 15:33

I wouldn't worry about your parrot unless the sentence was finished with "and your next". However, it might be worth talking to anyone who was around your parrot - and fallen love bird - around the time of the "mysterious" death.