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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By Nemesis2747 - 24/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Rubyscooby212 - 15/02/2015 04:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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SK8ER

By Boarder - 01/06/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

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Truthbringer 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:14

why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.

Fidelis_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:19

Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...

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i8u4mylunchbreak 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:37

i dont believe this one. not true. but if it is. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FYL!

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

Friday 3 April 2009 0:43

why would you sleep naked

wewas1991 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:43

I know the guy that posted this and actually donated plastic wrap to the cause(not knowing what would happen). He yelled for help his arms were wrapped down, the girl he likes responded, hes not allergic to the plastic wrap its something they wash it with so it doesnt stick together and make it impossible to use. he was swollen head to toe and covered in hives when i saw him this morning, we all live in almost like a boarding house situation. His friends got in by picking the lock and now the 2 are going out to dinner on saturday night. and he plans to ask her out officially because i found out she likes him