By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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LSS_fml 18

Your comment worked the first 2 times....

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Pleonasm 35

I'd say "It was funny the first time you wrote it," but that's not even true.

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poccocurantes 7

Well if you are not having sex at all then it is a little harder to make a baby. Sounds like someone isn't ready to be a dad yet.

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nottheyoungest 18

You sure you want his sperm? Your kids could catch his stupid.

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cloak057_fml 8

I kind of agree on that.. Lol

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BingleBop 18

Well, at least he's trying his best to have kids?

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denden_mushi 11

Maybe your husband doesn't want a kid and instead of talking to you about waiting, he's avoiding the issue by making up this dumb excuse. Either way you'll need to talk to him.

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scta 13

It sounds like he's just using that as an excuse not to have sex because he is not ready to become a father yet. At least I hope that's the case and that he is not that dumb in reality. Talk to him about it and see what's going on (after the biology lesson).

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HeartForMusic 23

Hopefully your baby won't inherit his intelligence.

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StaceeeP 23

most men would jump at the chance to have sex all the time, maybe he just isn't ready for a baby but doesn't want to tell you?

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nycwrestler 17

Or maybe he wants the most fit sperm.

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james9120 7

Well the longer you wait, the better it feels... So can't blame him lol

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