By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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gillygills 5

Is your husband stupid

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that1guy1 13

Sounds like his dad should have waited longer.

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Xotoolyxo 16

At least he cares, it could be the other way around

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katties 27

Tell him that old sperm is gonna give you defective babies ;) No, but seriously: healthy sperm is fresh sperm - google "how to grow healthy sperm" and show him - daily ejaculations are a part of keeping it healthy.

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icadragoon 11

Please don't leave him alone with the baby if he really thinks this is true. *shudders*

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panicsdisaster 17

Sounds like it wasn't fittest little guy that developed him from the egg.

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