By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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ByronJess 17

Or he secretly has cold feet.

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SiriusBlack97 17

As much as I'd like to agree, the production of multiples happens on the mother's part. The amount of eggs released during ovulation or whether or not the fertilized egg splits during mitosis of the cell can result in a multiple fetuses and later infants. Not the amount of sperm released on the father's part.

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IronCOG117SR 4

Perhaps you should find a biology book for him? Although I doubt it would help at this point.

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DanielleinDC 33

It might help if she smacks him upside the head with it. What a maroon. Really, OP, don't have a kid with this knucklehead.

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mega20913 8

sounds like a reasonable hypothesis to me

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jeff_757 5

Get back on the pill. There is already enough swamp water in the gene pool.

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bakerella 29

Haahaha. If you knew your husband was this stupid when you married him, YDI

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jsmills92 15

Yeah, you probably shouldn't have a baby with that one. Haha

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jdyo3 5

He's going to need the best sperm he can get being that stupid

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hwkfan1 10

Whichever sperm is cumming in first will win the competition!

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HighlandShadows 48

I know this is a pun... but there's a nagging, know-it-all part of me that won't quit until I mention that the first sperm almost never fertilizes the egg. Sorry ><

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