Intimacy: Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw...

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan

Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

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Get me out of here

By IamHM - 19/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML

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By pzy - 24/10/2016 15:46

Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML

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By hatesmellyfeet - 20/01/2010 13:47 - United States

Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML

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By Thomas - 20/09/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By yerbuagalapagos wonder - 06/02/2009 21:50 - Ecuador

Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML

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squirell_AIDS69 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:54

At least it's first class vag, not that coach vag.

mehungie2 3

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:46

ummmmm. yeah. I'm terrified

Comments

puppytaco64 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:20

That's what Vagasil is for :)

Wcngfl 4

Monday 14 November 2011 12:28

i hate that word... "wafting" such an awful word.

DaAmberLamp 1

Friday 16 December 2011 22:00

What in gods name! Thats ******* nasty.

stevense 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:28

How do you add people on here???

TyffaniHope 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:44

Ewe

cantWin19 8

Monday 27 August 2012 5:15

Wow that is beyond disgusting..

SeleneB 1

Saturday 29 September 2012 18:42

You can do whatever the hell your freaky desires compel you to do in private, but why would you do that in public. Nasty.

DusktheKat 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 23:35

Wwwwwhat?! how is it possible for a ****** to have a smell that strong!

Malaki691 15

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:38

Just awesome....

JesusOfNazareth 16

Thursday 12 June 2014 1:20

That's pretty fishy activity if you ask me

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