By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
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upyourzlolz 11

And this is why OP will be an easy victim.

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FailedAtWinning 7

It would be funnier if you called the cops on him

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MrKillerTacos 0

Ha!! That's hilarious! Your dads a douche! Ah! It's funny but sad and I'm sorry you have put up with him!

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kareltje 17

Hmm... a sense if humor... Maybe the world isn't as sick as I thought. At least for now... Can't figure out whether to vote this FYL or YDI.

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mrahhhhh 21

I laughed so hard, I am so doing that if I have a daughter.

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KennyMcCrmick322 0

And if u have a grandson u can do it lik the old perverted guy on family guy. Just need an extremely old dog....

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KennyMcCrmick322 0

No her dad thinks she's her daughter and is epically funny with his creative ideas

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NoNotTheFace 8

A few dollars? You're like the Supersave version of a prostitute. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

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