By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
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McMike10 1

Did you at least get to keep the money?

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onthetoilet 3

Your friends just that they could pay for your time

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matt120784 0

Was that supposed to be a coherent sentence?

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DKjazz 20

Probably "just wish that". A sentence without a verb is a sad sentence.

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castrosabeast 7

Haha I wish my dad would do funny stuff like this.

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perdix 29

Wait til it gets around that for a few bucks, you call your johns "Daddy." This year is going to be difficult, but it could also be very profitable ;)

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jizzwold 21

You are aging yourself by calling them "johns". Still love you though.

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the_enigma1019 1

You really should have weighed the consequences of getting into the car of an adult male to the offering of money and sweet talk. It would have seemed amusing if you had screamed and ran to a dean or other staff member. You deserved it, but your social standing is ruined. Hmm - the enigma

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RiNGObutters 5

So she should run away from her dad to go to the dean to be amusing? How would that be, in any way, amusing. Also, since this isn't the 1800's, OP can just ******* text these people to clarify instead of waiting and 'ruin her social standing'.

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kristenlovex3 0

lol because it wasn't her dad or anything. this comments just dumb.

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himynameiskrista 0

Oh, buzzkilllllll.

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Omfgitsmia 15

Lmao your dad is funny.

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Iknoweverything 29

When I was in school, my dad would do the same thing, except with candy. It's mortifying, but it'll be worth a laugh when you do it to your own kids!

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jefffluffingham 5

you misspelled 'areas active peadophiles' as 'dad'. and the OP will expect either that, or incest hooker jokes, or hooker jokes. as such, we salute your father!

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daemonmatrix 8

Oh man I read that and choked on my soda.

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Bekll 31

Why do you have to specify that your friends are guys?

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Why do you have to ask this question that will never get answered. Who cares why she specified her friends were guys...maybe she didn't want us to get them confused and think they were girls

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Fx13mz 7

Seriously, who writes their username as a signature for their comment? Seems a little douchey to me. —Fx13mz

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Bekll 31

32, okay so we're basing this all on old gender stereotypes. Gotcha. 34, fail.

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