Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said...

By anonymous - 11/04/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 08:28 - Australia

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

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Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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SpunkT 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:57

Wow, way to overreact. One thing this site has taught me is a lot of girls think they're getting hit on when they aren't. ******* get over yourself. You probably aren't that pretty.

collegegirl8 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:55

YDI, how in the world could you think that they were hitting on you?

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99problemz 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 19:48

ur a retard

MaroonFive_fml 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 8:03

hmmm...YDI but most of the time its a scam...they take advantage of the people with the issues they represent, and they are just usong it to pay off their drugs and alcohol debt. Did I make sense? :)))

sweetalicious 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 10:38

this isn't a FYL, you're a conceited stuck up brat. how is it not possible to notice? *shakes head and sighs*

sammy2393 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:56

Considering the money doesn't actually go to AIDS foundations, they were just seedy old men trying to take your money..

massnerder420 4

Monday 17 October 2011 5:47

Conceited bitch. It's people like you that make this world a shitty place. Get over yourself. I really hope you gave them a big donation after you realized what they really were. Doubtful but I hope so.