By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 16:38 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 007
You deserved it 3 594

Same thing different taste

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I get calls from assholes all the time, though...(I work in retail)

Hey, he was just trying to make contact with Uranus. Or Hisanus, rather.

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YeahYeahYeahOK 6

The only thing worse is a sippy cup!

I hope it was a Galaxy Note II with one of those spike-studded cases designed to make you look tough...

Well that's a pain in the....oh....er. Yeah. :P

Now you could say "FML" or you could just laugh. Personally I chose to laugh.

Hey, don't we all get phones stuck in our asses sometimes?

I remember someone fml-ing that they drunkenly got a cellphone stuck up their ass, maybe we're talking about the same person, op?