By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 16:38 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
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WCARlover 34

I get calls from assholes all the time, though...(I work in retail)

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Nyx_fml 23

Hey, he was just trying to make contact with Uranus. Or Hisanus, rather.

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JoseIsAdork 31

oh excuse me, gotta take this call, some asshole keeps talking shit about me

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JoseIsAdork 31

does anyone find it ironic that a lot of the cellphone operating systems are named like jelly bean, ice cream sandwich ect and then you have some dude shoving it up his anus? just a random thought that came to mind

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catanita 18

Was the cellphone on vibrations?

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Duceswild99 19

Maybe he was testing the vibrate feature.

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Yessi_Boo 14

You're a health care worker? Ever heard of HIPAA? Don't talk about your patients, even if you don't say their name. That's a huge violation of privacy and if that person finds out this post was about them, they can sue BIG TIME

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valecto_fml 1

Before giving legal advice to people, you should check where they live... HIPAA is an american law and the guy lives in Switzerland!

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frod0 10

...jackass part 4? But wow OP! Sounds like a shitty time!

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dravvy 7

Talk about a butt-dial takin to legitimate lengths.

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