By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

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Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
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englishmuffin 0

Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?

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mycoffeesucks 0

if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

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Lisimal 7

Things happen for a reason. Maybe it was there just in case your boyfriend needed to blow his boogers out. =] And besides...you could feel when there is TP, down there.

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Yulia_fml 0

I find it funny that some guys are saying to do it better next time...it's not like we control if a tiny bit is left behind and use a mirror to check after every time we pee! I do, however, think that you shouldn't be getting oral unless you showered and haven't peed yet. It's nasty otherwise.

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actrisa79 0

HAHA WOW that has completely happened to me before. my boyfriend stuck his hands down my pants, and I had forgotten I had put toilet paper there (in place of a panty liner), and he pulls out his hand with the toilet paper on it saying what is THAT?! To make things worse, we'd been hooking up for a while and the toilet paper was soaking wet.

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Rastaa_fml 0

lesson learned wipe your ass or whatever properly thats soooo embarrassing LOL

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hypothetically 0

Haha. Amusing. It happens. Who cares really. And #100 or 101 or 99 or whatever number you are complaining about 'sex before marriage'. It's oral. Relax and go home.

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ZDrache 0

Oh c'mon, that happens all the time. Laugh it off, pick it out, continue. Anyway, my boyfriend doesn't mind me not washing before-hand (although I usually do anyway) :)

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flyingheads7853 0

ewww man that actually happened to me one time.

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jannas 0

HAHAHAHA!!!!! AKHKLJBLHFBWU! So funnnyyyyy! :))

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deaditegirl 0

Learn to pay attention to personal grooming. Wiping is NOT rocket science. YDI.

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Halfpint29 0

Thats disgusting. WHY would you not BATHE when you know youre going to be around your significant other in a playful manner? Have you never seen those commercials and/or movies where the couple starts getting hot and heavy and the woman says seductively, "just let me go slip into something more comfortable" or "I need to go freshen up, you wait here" something like that. You slip into the bathroom to maintain that shit and his imagination goes wild getting him more intense into the moment building up. Youll thank yourself for being clean later. And he'll thank you for not letting him veg out on your recently leaked vag.... and dont forget how awfully close to your bungus his face gets. God woman, be clean!

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