Intimacy: Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room...

By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 20 681

Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 7 595

By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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You deserved it 8 495

By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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Joe Bidet

By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 347

Mr Clean

By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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You deserved it 130

By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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You deserved it 894

By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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You deserved it 6 693

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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You deserved it 33 480

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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You deserved it 8 534

englishmuffin 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:05

Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?

mycoffeesucks 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:07

if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

Comments

JENNYBABYY 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 6:05

lol it happens!

Erica71995 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 7:36

Haha #85/#154 i actually thought it was pretty funny ;)

Damndamn_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 7:56

HAHAHAHHAHAH I LOL'D!

laynatendo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:55

embarrassing. but i lmao! xD

saf_raman 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:02

Was the TP left on your anus or pussy?

spiltstars 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:40

I think it's really funny that guys on here are saying "ew sick" or "this is why I don't go down on girls." It's paper... wtf? At least girls wipe it off, guys don't clean it at all.

WTFIWWP 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 13:31

Time to stop buying cheap toilet paper, seriously. Hope he was cool about it, got rid of it and went for it anyways. Some guys suck and won't.

rachybubbles 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 13:35

#167 Some guys "suck" and will! :D hahaha

hellosailorr 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:54

to #158. who knows they're gonna break up? and yeah if they do there might be, but shit happens. it'll just make her (or them) stronger. people have sex before marriage. it's not exactly the most heinous of crimes.. but whatever, it's your views, and i respect that, but you know... :P