By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 139
You deserved it 63 338

Same thing different taste

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Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?

mycoffeesucks 0

if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

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Uhh like who the **** cares? Fact of life people, fact of life, I don't think I've ever had a girlfriend who HASN'T had a bit of bog roll left at some point.

cloudkittycat 0

Yeah my boyfriend won't eat me out unless I've showered and shaved. Really, the toilet paper isn't a huge deal...it happens to everyone. It definitely removes the romance from the situation lol.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats terrible, I feel so sorry for you. you know what, dont sweat it, at least he knows your wiping!!! Also, it could have been worse, he could have noticed AFTER starting the procedure. everyone ask if girls spit or swallow... lets ask the men in this case ;)

I clicked FYL because well, I certainly don't know anyone who inspects for loose TP shreds after peeing. If your boyfriend is mature, he should have just forgotten about it. It's not gonna kill him. And #101-if you are going to preach your beliefs, get off FML. No one wants to hear it. And since it's her BOYFRIEND, I doubt she just picked him up and 5 minutes later he was going down on her.

That's disgusting. And #143, #101 wasn't preaching her beliefs at all. She was saying she DIDN'T just pick him up and that he WAS her boyfriend.

I honestly find reading these comments more entertaining than the FMLs. Hehe "No sex before marriage". :] As for the OP, oh my, that sucks. :/ I'm so sorry! I hope he wasn't a dick about it at least. I sureee hope this never happens to me. Eeeek. Better luck next time dear! :D

NicGstfsn23 0

wow #4. i wonder why there might be toilet paper??

krystal_love 0

#7 is right. and #85 thats not too sexy thats kinda gross. it would taste and smell like piss how disgusting.

....howd you manage to leave tissue paper behind?... thats what im most curious about, haha thats neverrrr happened to me. but still.. that sucks