By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

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Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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etishuman22 32

I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. In fact, I haven't.

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Welshite 39

You need to polish up on your "dirty talk".

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bobo_the_bear 5

You gave it a good shot. Let her know that it is her turn to come up with some "dirty talk".

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creepyclowntown 10

that is a terrible line, I would laugh too.Maybe look up online for things to say?

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Teyros 24

Well I guess it's better than saying "who's your daddy?"

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katie_xoxo3 16

That's hella funny

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perdix 29

That's marginally better than "Your mama ***** her drawers." Don't ask me how I know.

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buttcramp 21

this reminds me of a Paul Rudd movie lol

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lifesacircus 8

you should've saud you were gonna **** her hard or something instead

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holymackeral 12

Youre an isiot. That sounds ****** rediculous. Smh

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Welshite 39

Comments like these make me chuckle. #39: Don't call someone an idiot when your comment is horrible, itself.

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DocBastard 38

Please allow me to reducule your rediculous comment. I can let "isiot" go as a typo, but "rediculous" is spelled "ridiculous", just like your comment.

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