By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
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txgirl2013 14

Show your switch blade skills on his face.

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GhettoXmuffin 7

This is why I'm not having kids

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Anubyte 0

I was expecting you to deflect the rubber band back to his face, I expect better next time.

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brianjman14 22

What a moron. Don't distract people with knives.

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madgrinchhatter 12

Don't use knives to distract people or don't distract people that are using knives?

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linkinpark98 23

Next time while that same kid is performing, it'll be your turn to throw something at him. :D How about a watermelon filled with fire crackers?

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loserman67 35

So you failed to mention where on the kid the switchblade is now stuck. "Ladies and Gentlemen as you can plainly see I have lodged the blade directly between that kids eyes. Years of training and practice allow me to make a throw like that. Now, are there any other assholes who think they are funny in the audience? Can I continue on with my show? Thank you"

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shrekus 0

Who brings a rubber band to a knife fight anyways?

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bubo_fml 10

Fire a condom back at him...

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rubberduckie94 13

so i am geussing that your skills may be good , but your reflexes suck. "oh god no help i handle deadly weapons for my job, but that kid has a rubber band. oh the humanity."

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Jirekianu2 19

If that shit catches you in the face or eye it's going to surprise/distract you. How can you not fathom that?

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rubberduckie94 13

i can fathom it. its called a joke that i made.

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ms_YoungMula 8

So the kid knows he's about to get f*cked up for what he did

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