By cdn_steed - 23/04/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
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You deserved it 4 661
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Doortje 29

Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.

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WeezyBites 6

I love this FML so much. Perhaps a bit too much.

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DKjazz 20

Is that a real bunny? It's CUTE!

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fjretsel 1

can I attack the one on the right? I promise I won't scratch.

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jane79 0

you should wear a shirt to bed n that won't happen so u deserve it what a great cat

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Nimmrodel 11

I do and a tie and sometimes cufflinks though that depends on what mood I'm in.

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ubetrwatchBN 5

I wear a hazmat suit to bed, what's the big deal?

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gotbiscuits 0

Maybe OP is a man. Men don't wear shirts in bed.

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Nimmrodel 11

And you speak for every man in the whole world do you?

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ngarcia333 0

I'm sure there must be a law that says so. Come on

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calcetines 0

I think he means no man that he's slept with has worn a shirt. ;D

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gotbiscuits 0

#61 I do. Those who I don't speak for are not considered to be men.

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towhomitmayconce 0

cats aren't useless! not only do they make funny youtube videos, but in large numbers they can keep strange old women company.

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johnnybagodonuts 2

no, mini me. we don't gnaw on our kitty

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jane79 0

or maybe it was the cat from the smurfs

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DKjazz 20

Azriel was the name of the cat from the smurfs. Fun fact: also the name of the angel of death.

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jdeshnerx3 0

ydi for allowing your cat access to your nipple to begin with

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impossible_love 8

the thing is #14, it doesnt say the OP is a woman.... but wow, sucks for you OP

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Skatejock21 0

hahah YDI. Put the cat in their cage if you don't want it to attack you.. problem solved.

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icekitten14 12

Have you ever had a cat? Cats don't just "go in cages". Then you would be up all night listening to your cat howling. And you'd wake up to cat piss all over the cage/floor around the cage.

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