By killme - 07/03/2015 18:42 - United States - Broomfield

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML
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Ruthie86 3

I made an account just for this. That was, literally, the funniest thing i have read on this site.

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smalltownman 15

That sounds like a guy I'd like to be friends with. lol

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whiter 13

Honestly reminds me of my dad.. hilarious!

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vikky538 28

I am wondering why did he brought up that topic during dinner...

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Exaspera 54

Yeah! What brought this up at dinner anyway?

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jesterinperil 28

Oh religious conflict, how you can ruin relationships.

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RMP15 8

Nah the conflict isn't the problem it's the people that allow it to be a problem. You choose how you react to something

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badgercheese94 16

Everytime a religious person gets offended, a puppy is born

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abNormal62 23

If that was true you wouldn't be able to go outside without stepping in a poodle....

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OGDono 12

That sounds extremely amusing tbh

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Matttis 7

I don't like jokes pointed at gays, but I do enjoy jokes pointed at religious nutjobs... I'm not sure if I like your dad or not :/

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Eivana 37

God, I could only imagine how much Bible-thumping happened within a span of 15 minutes after he said that.

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blindkid1790 12

my kind of guy, need to bring him to dinner with the folks sometime.... he would fit in perfectly, like a long lost uncle.

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