By killme - 07/03/2015 18:42 - United States - Broomfield

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML
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Ruthie86 3

I made an account just for this. That was, literally, the funniest thing i have read on this site.

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smalltownman 15

That sounds like a guy I'd like to be friends with. lol

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enzozo101 8

im an altar boy. crying cuz im always called gay at school

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abNormal62 23

Better an altar boy Than an altered boy

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shiffizzle 13

This played out like a comedy movie in my mind while reading this

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zombiekiller52 24

This is the best thing I have reason here today!!!

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damndre 14

Alcohol and religion don't mix.

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smokecloud_ 37

I dunno, much of my family is Catholic and their mostly a bunch of drunks.

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abNormal62 23

The priests may argue that with you. It's an ice breaker with the altar boys

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Frammy007 7

Religion and anything doesn't mix... especially other religions.

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enzo875 4

Hmm ya i guess thats why the totally dont drink wine o wait thats right they do

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teevthoj 9

Did ur dad have cameras set up too? I would very like to see it. It so funny

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Miscellanonymous 8

he does have a valid point! Us women are hard please! But in it all he should be able to speak his opinion, though the usage of words could have been better in that area for the sake that of a family dispute!

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dylanger16 19

Commenting for the insomniac badge

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thejonac 21

i think it would be for the best to warn your dad not to talk about religious issues in front of your in laws next time :x and if i'm being honest, what your dad said was meant as a joke, but it wasn't really kind.

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