By killme - 07/03/2015 18:42 - United States - Broomfield

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML
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Ruthie86 3

I made an account just for this. That was, literally, the funniest thing i have read on this site.

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smalltownman 15

That sounds like a guy I'd like to be friends with. lol

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bluemonkey16 7

I rarely comment but LMAO I love seeing uptight religious people loose their shit.

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JKPwnage 27

This is why I don't hang out with overly-religious people.

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Fairyjoshy 13

I want to punch the father in the dick, too.

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Nevrdai 5

OH SNAP! I'm gunna go hide under a table out of fear of the next crusades.

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Ramos808 29

Please do a follow up!

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RMP15 8

It's sad how disrespectful one can be about another's lifestyles

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Fetuskicker666 15

Your Dad is awsome

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NodakN8V 25

I tip my hat to your dad. That is the absolute best!!! I laughed my ass off !!

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miss_amphetamine 24

I'm sorry, but even though that was out of line on his part...your dad is hilarious. I laughed. I'd have dinner with him.

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Fairyjoshy 13

"It's a joke" has never been a very good defense.

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