Miscellaneous: Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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By Thanksiguess - 19/02/2018 15:00

Today, I told my dad that I'm pregnant. He shook his head and said, sadly, "What a waste. You're way too young to throw your life away like this." Silly me; I was worried that at 46 I might be too old for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML

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By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By huh? - 22/07/2020 20:00

Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML

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By No Pressure - 06/07/2022 04:00

Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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Breaking news

By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 05:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, while at a family dinner, my boyfriend's family explained how he needs to learn family recipes to pass down to his future children. He responded, "Why would I ever start a family? I hate kids." I'm currently seven weeks pregnant. FML

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Sunday 16 August 2009 9:12

Please please PLEASE don't listen to them >.< Be a responsible human being first and foremost. What other people think doesn't amount to a grain of sand, especially when they're so clearly wrong.

bogg_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:04

Wow..

Comments

Jakojan 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:14

do me a favor? tell them to get out of the 1500's...

pwndhahafyl 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:35

shes being punished for not being an irrisponsible and impure girl? she has good morals, her family should be gratefull

brieanna101 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:09

same in mine!!

lidomissmango 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 1:28

I wish my parents were like that

alice9684 0

Monday 13 September 2010 14:31

ha my family would kill me if I got pregnant at 16

MeganCello 8

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:39

I have an ex-friend who is barely 13 years old (I'll be 14 years old on November 11th) and she's pregnant with her first child. Her family is ecstatic.

logo79 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 21:47

Thats an awesome birthday! Screw you Germany!!!!! Veteren's(Armistice) Day

xNephilim 18

Friday 27 July 2012 5:53

Most people are really happy about any pregnancy in the family once they get past the shock... And... Inappropriateness, for a lack of a better word.

mrmerino 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 4:45

redneck, please

luvyah 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:23

lucky!!!!! I'm 15 and prego... if my parents find out I'm dead my dad will probably abuse me nd send me away

gohogs518 4

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:16

You're a complete moron. Dear god I hope you gave it up for adoption. Get on birth control. Dumb ass

felisdomestica 2

Saturday 26 February 2011 9:19

oh, the horror of having that kind of family! i thought the story about extended family and relatives who keep bugging married couple to have children when they don't want to is annoying enough