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By zachadams - 16/09/2013 21:03 - United States - Buffalo

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

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By Murphy - 26/08/2018 03:30

Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML

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By anon - 27/11/2015 20:21 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she was having. Since I love baking, I said yes. When I went to deliver the pies, I found out they were for a family dinner I wasn't invited to. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2023 15:00 - Ireland

Today, we had a family gathering at my mom's house. I offered to bring dessert, and I was very proud of my homemade cheesecake. As I set it on the table, my uncle decided to do a magic trick with it and make it disappear onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 04:48 - United States - Watertown

Today, I felt bad about rarely complimenting my mom about her cooking, so during dinner, I raved about her incredible, creamy, macaroni and cheese. It came from a box. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 20/04/2012 20:24 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was at a fancy family dinner. The dish I'd made was served, and as we ate, I told my aunt that I was a total failure as a cook, explaining everything wrong about my dish, in painful detail. Apparently we'd both made the same dish. That one wasn't mine. FML

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By Myrin - 29/12/2022 18:00

Today, I was talking to my wife about the pie she'd made and she was really leaning on the need to be reassured, so I said, "It was real good Mom." FML

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By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 00:00 - United States - Granger

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

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brackaman 18

Tuesday 17 September 2013 8:38

Tell her to explain the recipe step by step.

westcoastkp 13

Tuesday 17 September 2013 8:37

Pie her in the face :)

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denver_ImC 8

Tuesday 17 September 2013 8:52

Next time take credit for the food she makes... Sweet revenge

crushedone 7

Tuesday 17 September 2013 8:54

They weren't talking about dessert.

SlapAndTickle 20

Tuesday 17 September 2013 11:05

Yeah #14 my dirty mind went crazy too. I could not read this with a straight face.

Sea_shelle 12

Tuesday 17 September 2013 9:02

You should have begun questioning her on her recipe and ingredient choices in front of your uncles.

Sweet_Meli 11

Tuesday 17 September 2013 9:16

Oh hell no. You should sabotage one (laxatives ;) ) and see if she'll take credit then ;) haha

wickedpanda 9

Tuesday 17 September 2013 9:21

She took credit for the pie. You steal her identity and ruin her credit score by 3.14 points. A PIE FOR A PIE!

happle 21

Tuesday 17 September 2013 14:04

Pi*

CrissyyyS2 22

Tuesday 17 September 2013 9:26

Oh yes mom. HOW did you make it again? I'm very interesting in learning the recipe!

victoriaescobar 10

Tuesday 17 September 2013 9:45

Boohoo get the **** over it.

utrax 23

Tuesday 17 September 2013 10:18

Atleast your pies are good!

ss_fml 7

Tuesday 17 September 2013 11:33

Well, she made you, so...

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 17 September 2013 12:24

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

SlapAndTickle 20

Tuesday 17 September 2013 14:03

Here's an ice pack, Buckaroo.

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 17 September 2013 16:15

I'd have patience if the innocence weren't lost But when I scrubbed my hands the purity rinsed off And when I scrubbed some more protective gloves tore The only thing saving me from loving... Her

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