By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

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Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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anniemeece 23

Maybe not so 100%?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

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ghostriley 14

When your drunk shit happens

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gearhead369 20

I don't think you are 100% heterosexual at all. Sounds like you need to figure that out

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gasOburt 1

Well whatever you are, it's totally cool, but you definitely aren't 100% hetro.

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zr11990 8

That is disgusting. No one gets that drunk. Alcohol just lets you do what you really want to do.

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Koolaidandtacos 21

Could have been worse. Like you ending up getting your anus penetrated.

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Drosophila82 18

There's a little gay in all of us. Don't linger on it too much.

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rec_chem 22

You can keep telling yourself that you're not gay, but that won't make it so.

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