Kids: Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it...

By whoops - 09/07/2014 05:38 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, while working as security for a football game, I told a woman she wasn't allowed to bring her Snickers bar into the stadium because no outside food was allowed in. She threw it at my face, then tried to spit on me. I hate people. FML

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Hey you

By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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I suck

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML

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By Death to all Covidiots. - 02/02/2022 16:59

Today, some dumbass ripped my facemask off, spit in my face, and ran away. FML

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Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:18

Got to take a second look perhaps next time?

ToySoldier92 7

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:18

YDI - I don't get why all the players feel the need to do it all the time..

Comments

Animated_Lunch 11

Thursday 10 July 2014 2:42

That happens to me all the time

clemscott 10

Thursday 10 July 2014 3:09

YDI...who spits on the ground? That's disgusting behaviour.

newyorkcityguy 9

Saturday 12 July 2014 4:11

Are you retarded?

zRatio 6

Thursday 10 July 2014 3:38

Im laughing way too much then I should be.

Jghaugland 6

Thursday 10 July 2014 5:18

If I hadn't done this before, it would be a YDI. Then again, I probably deserved it. Damn. I guess I'll just vote both.

Drpness 6

Thursday 10 July 2014 5:23

Spit at your feet? Dick

alicat13 12

Thursday 10 July 2014 5:26

Only filthy, uncouth pigs spit in public. You are disgusting.

Not_Impressed13 9

Thursday 10 July 2014 5:37

What the **** is with the spitting trend? just swallow your damned saliva.

Drpness 6

Thursday 10 July 2014 5:38

Actually it would be funnier if you had herpes or hiv

twicht_de 10

Thursday 10 July 2014 5:49

FYL? I would expect to read a FML from the kid along the line: Today, I was walking behind my football idol thinking how I would like to turn out like him when suddenly...