Intimacy: Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my...

By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By rxcrs3 - 09/08/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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Running commentary

By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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Misunderstood

By fuck - 18/03/2015 17:40 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By Narehs - 13/01/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML

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boopityboppity 11

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:36

Ah, the joys of being a cashier. Some of the people are just so strange. This one person — not entirely unlike the OP's — came through my line with one pregnancy test and a single coat hanger. I hope it was a practical joke or something, in both of our cases.

MrBoredGuy 1

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:22

crazy old men and their sexual needs, surprised he only got one can

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superdude9856 2

Tuesday 1 February 2011 3:54

that was my partner - would you like to join us?

SpicyDuck 22

Tuesday 1 February 2011 6:37

Ahahaha, that's great! All is good until a man comes to your checkout with a self pleasuring penis ring. Yikes!

Darrian_Garrett 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 5:21

That was my Grandpa

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Tuesday 1 February 2011 9:24

Tell the truth... it was your grandpa wasn't it?! If you were from Alabama... you would of been asked out on a date, so be thankful!

MrBond007_fml 6

Tuesday 1 February 2011 9:24

dam that was good, I was trying to think of uses other than the obvious for the two items, but I just couldn't get it. you nailed it!!!

prinzess_fml 25

Tuesday 1 February 2011 6:42

Am I the only one here who knows the difference between "scared" and "scarred"? Nobody has pointed it out yet. Scarred for life would mean she got a scar, not that she was afraid, which doesn't make much sense.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 1 February 2011 7:29

You're the only one not getting it actually.

CrawlingInTheDar 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 7:37

Lmao. I hope you get paid well...

IHeartJimi02 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 7:41

Op meant scarred. "Scarred for life" is a very common expression.

ridikulous 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 7:44

#24, do you speak English as a first language? Do you spend your days speaking to people in English, watching TV in English, listening to music in English, and reading English? If your anwswer is "no and yes, respectively", then how could you never have heard the expression "scarred for life", as in emotionally, mentally scarred?