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By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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By Baby Face - 16/01/2017 15:03

Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By anamanaguchi - 31/03/2018 01:30

Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML

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Old soul

By Olivia - 09/08/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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xgirlofglassx 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:27

Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.

Eliseopwns 22

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:27

It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c

Comments

olpally 32

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:35

Love the username op... What a **** he is... And what a superficial d-bag. jeez :/

Iknowsomestuff 9

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:36

The worst part of this story is he's apparently not interested in you if you are of an appropriate age.

JustKittyKat 24

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:36

Hey, some people like small ****!

OceanNut4 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 16:52

Anything over a mouthful is a waste anyways

Likian5 26

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:36

That guy's response to your statement made me lol.

kimg0885 23

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:38

Small boobies are good too,don't worry op. Its not fair for chicks, it's not like guys have to walk around showing penis cleavage. Then you could point out their short comings too!

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:40

Boobs are like pizza: Even the small ones are fantastic, mediums are great too, and large can be a bit too much. But the extra large ones can droop all over the place and get messy.

hopsinlove17 26

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:04

The visual image was too much haha

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 18 September 2012 6:12

All I picture are the huge pepperoni nipples. *vomits*

Jolarte1998 1

Tuesday 18 September 2012 6:24

LOL OMFG... That just gave me the weirdest image ever! XD

StayClassyLassy 6

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:43

That made me hungry! I want pizza now :(

The_F3rris 11

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:06

As an A-cup myself, I loved your simile. Its not easy to be small chested in todays society. One time in 7th grade I had a class presentation in front of everyone and two boys kept pointing at me and motioning and saying "flat chested" the whole time. It wasn't bad enough that I had stage fright too.

pop7467 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 1:06

That comparison kinda made me sick lol

hopsinlove17 26

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:40

I agree! I'm a senior and we have some freshman that look like they're 12. I don't get it

TcheQ 12

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:41

So you're either extremely fit (gymnast/athelete) or haven't been exposed to hormone-filled foods. Either way, your parents did a good job. Don't ever feel you need to live up to someone else's vision of how you should be.