Miscellaneous: Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to...

By noexceptions - 11/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By NotInMiddleSchool - 20/11/2009 17:24 - United States

Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th graders for breaking the rule of "no cell phones in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML

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By Sonakshi - 11/09/2020 13:03 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By JoshWontonDo - 03/05/2016 15:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to charge my phone at school by removing the socket for the fan. All the computers in the room turned off. I accidentally removed the power cables for the computers and got suspended. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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artsavage13 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 12:25

Have the schools head on a platter for unreasonable treatment. This was an emergency situation in which you had no other choice. You were not disrupting a class or using it for conversation. Maybe you could have pushed the emergency call button in the elevator, but that's no excuse for the school's actions.

Horde 8

Wednesday 11 November 2009 12:07

Doesn't elevators come with emergency ring and intercom?

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delly_fml 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:15

To Ox person- that's absolutly not true! My school has a strict no fone policy... First time is a week after school detention second is call home and meeting with prncipal 3rd is suspension in school...and we hve elevators in my school

Pennykins 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:20

Why on Earth would you call your mother? Why not 911 or your school? Mommy can't get you out of the elevator...

turdburgers 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:26

She likely wouldn't know the school's phone number.

LadyOfLannister 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:59

And why would you bother 911 with that?

youfaililaugh 0

Friday 13 November 2009 0:43

what a returd.

turdburgers 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:28

Let your mom know. She'll be able to pitch a fit to the administration and get rid of the detentions.

scarletdragonfly 5

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:36

That sucks. I know this isn't fake because my school would SO do that. Most schools ban phones, or say "KEEP THEM IN YOUR FREAKING LOCKER!!!" It's all so messed up... :(

Nighta9 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:41

That is fake. Theres no way you would get in trouble for telling someone to help you cuz your stuck in an elevator

Fuzzy_Mama_Llama 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:52

@#71: No no no. Youza dumbass. That is not anything like this scenario and is irrelevant, so STFU. Stealing a car is nothing like that!! It'd be more like eating chocolate when you're on a diet to save you from some disease that could only be cured by chocolate. That's how you write a motherfuckin metaphor. Dumbass.