Love: Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've...

By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

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By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By banarama - 05/02/2021 07:54

Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

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Vennie98 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:24

what a bitch

JoSmokes 10

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:28

I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?

Comments

IbanezSprinter 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:13

she's obviously not worth it. you'll find someone :)

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:18

sad. there are other girls out there OP. chin up!

JohnBoyFsYL 10

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:18

Moron or Troll LDO.

baconboy_42 8

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:30

Honey, it gets better.

Angi95 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:04

:( that's not nice.

brenz1126 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:31

jeepers christmas op. if she finds you that repulsive then shes obviously not the one for you. stop feelin sry for yourself

borntoperform 14

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:37

There's no shame in that.

yourbudtravis 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:49

there's a girl out there for you man, for each of us someone is out there for us :) hope all gets better and the show goes well!

mattmadden 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:10

Well I don't know if she's a bitch. We're not really sure how she made it clear she finds him repulsive. And you can't really get mad at her because she doesn't like him. It's kinda hard to describe her because we don't know everything that happened...