Love: Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've...

By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

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By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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Dealbreaker

By banarama - 05/02/2021 07:54

Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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Spin on this

By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

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Vennie98 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:24

what a bitch

JoSmokes 10

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:28

I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?

Comments

mackman1616 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:38

Aw that's sucks

Mr_Darkside 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:40

at least you kissed her :-/

TropicalTulipz 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:47

D: thats horrible.

Davidsays 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:34

at least she didn't lead u on...

Jenna01 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:36

awh. that's horrible.. :/

ChibiGirl5 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:53

at least you kissed the girl you like :P

x_xScreamochick8 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:05

Your comment :i think its sweet that guys can wait till there 17 to have there first kiss, or first anything, most GIRLS lose everything by the age 15, lol. so i think its nice :) but, on the girl thing, dont let it get to u! shes probably being me because she has her own insacurities.

sps50 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:13

Dude that sux. P.S. me and my girl kissed when I was 9.

kkutting 2

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:38

Saying that it was his first kiss with her it doesn't mean it was his first kiss ever. Maybe it was, but I doubt that was the case. & OP next time, don't be so nervous & she won't find you repulsive.