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By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 619
You deserved it 4 638

Same thing different taste

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JoSmokes 10

I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?

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if he gets his first kiss at 17 (i had mine in the 7th grade!) i dont think he can have sex for a while. without the absence of alcohol of course

jerseyboy732 16

She's telling you that to lead you on. The truth is that she finds you irresistable. At your next opportunity, confess your undying love for her, and I guarantee she will reciprocate!

FMLsOhilarious 6
perdix 29

Move on! Life is too short to **** around with girls that don't like you back. No one is really *that* special that you can't find someone nearly as good (or with other good qualities) just around the corner. Good job on pretending to be a Theatre Fag to score that kiss, though!

perdix 29

WTF? I thought it was good advice. What was wrong with telling people not to waste away on hopeless romances when they should just go find someone else?

When you give good advice, it's best to avoid poisoning it with homophobic epithets.

perdix 29

Oh, right, I forgot that! I guess I didn't explain that I felt that I had the right to use the term "Theater " since I had to endure being called a "Band " for many years. I've had no problem with the concept that people within an ethnic group can use epithets amongst themselves that people outside that group cannot. Oh, well.

perdix puts a fair amount of effort into being amusing. he's certainly amused me on occasion. don't like it, dont read it. certainly no need to talk shit about a guy who makes an effort to post something interesting.

He's a legend on FML so show some respect. There's a reason why he's popular and you aren't.

why am I a sycophant? I'm just passing comment. bit sad of you to make an account just to put the guy down!

#133 Looks A Little Jealous Of Perdix

What a coincidence! I just created this account today to tell lrx2214 that you're a ********. It doesn't matter who you're talking about, creating an account just to put someone down is ridiculous, sad, pathetic, and a bunch of other words indicating your utter fuckwaditude. Cheers, loser.

xbriix 0

Don't feel so bad. I didn't have my first real kiss until I was 18. Though it wasn't because no one wanted to kiss me, I just wanted to wait until I felt I was with the right person. People may make fun of you, but it's none of their business anyway. There really is nothing to be ashamed of. You'll find some one who'll gladly kiss you, I'm sure. That girl is just a jerk.

She was rude by saying he was repulsive.

Nice people don't go around calling other people repulsive...

She didn't say he was. That's how he interpreted it. OP didn't say 'and the girl said I was repulsive.' he said she made it clear. Made it clear is interpretion. what may be clear to one person may not be to another. always easy to make a judgement if you take one side of a story as gospel.

redneck14 11

You're really deep when it comes to conversations. Just thought I'd let you know :D

I know I said I agreed 54 but you don't have to take the same argument to everyone elses comments as well

I assume when he says she "made it clear", she probably outright said it or something similar. You never know the WHOLE story behind every FML, so a lot is left up to interpretation. No need to start an argument just because someone interprets it differently.

I'm not starting an argument mate. I'm passing comment. that's what this section is for. in light of #70s comment i won't go on about my opinion here, head to my response to #9s comment if you want to hear me ramble on and say words like hyperbolised.

I apologize. The girl may not be a jerk. In my head, I pictured the situation as the girl saying something along the lines of, "Ewww, I don't want to kiss HIM!" when told she was supposed to kiss the OP. And in such case, I would consider her a jerk. But since we don't know what exactly what was said, then it isn't really fair to bad mouth her. Either way, the OP needs to move on, and try not to let it bother him. No point wasting time on some one that isn't interested.

definitely. if she has unequivocally made it clear, he should just move on!

I feel like you're using big words just for the sake of sounding smart ;)

lol, I'm not. I'll attempt to refrain from utilising elongated verbiage in my lexicon in future.

imnotcraZ 0

wow...you need to get out more

It's okay, OP. You're young. Their will be plenty of females for you to kiss in life. :)

Next time you rehearse, spit as much saliva in her mouth as you can. Revenge.