By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 540
You deserved it 31 411

Same thing different taste

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I can see a very good life coming from this kid. Maybe not a legal one, but a rich one none the less.

Why did you allow your son to bring a gun- even a fake- into a bank in the first place?

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Apparently - Teller: Dim-witted for figuring it's safer to assume someone is dangerous and be wrong, than to assume someone isn't dangerous and be wrong. Parent: Not dim-witted for allowing their child to take a "realistic" toy gun into a bank. Child: Not dim-witted for threatening people with a realistic-looking weapon. Boy. Some people really will push blame onto absolutely anyone but themselves, won't they?

It sounds like your son is the dim wit, not the teller.

wubbazugg 5

You need to control your kid. He's already on the fast track to jail, you should probably keep tighter reins on him. YDI

I'm a teller and yeah, I would have done the same thing

abbasgirl 3

My nephew pulled a half-rotten carrot out of his pocket in church and started waving it around like a sword. They were sitting in the front row, of course. So yeah, kids do crazy things sometimes. But I don't see why you're directing your anger at the bank teller.

Why the **** would you let your kid bring a fake or real gun into a bank. I wish they would have arrested you and taken away your kids. It's idiots like you that breed out criminals.

Wow OP, you're a pretty terrible parent. Your child did that because he probably feels that it's ok to do things like that, which means you haven't taught him a damn thing. As far as I can tell from this fml, you and your son are the dimwits. But of course, OP, like so many other stupid parents out there, believe that their children are perfect little angels who can do no wrong, so everyone else gets blamed for their misbehavior.

Bludmagnus 13

I can say that, though this was humiliating for you, it also is another reason why one should be allowed to spank your child thoroughly in public for that. That child new precisely what he was doing, and unfortunately, that means that you have little to complain about as you allowed him to get to the point he didn't think twice about doing it. However, after blistering his butt till he couldn't sit down, you needed to have taken all of his toys away from him.

Squeak_xo 1

168# Why would it even matter if the police in New Zealand don't carry guns? doesn't mean that the kid couldn't have had a really gun, idiotic to let your child carry a gun into a bank.

YDI. Letting your kid play with guns lets him know that guns are okay. And even if that's the choice you've made, why would you allow him to bring it into the bank? What an idiot.