Intimacy: Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML

By Nothanks - 06/06/2016 02:43

Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML

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Today, at 28 years-old, I broke the first ever bone in my body. I broke a metacarpal in my hand by going down an inflatable waterside at a children's birthday party. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML

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By InnocenceBlue - 02/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I finally sorted out my health insurance and went to the doctor. After seeing my X-rays and confirming I still had scoliosis, he also confirmed arthritis in both hips, 2 exploded discs and that I have "the back of a 50 year-old." I'm 24. FML

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Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Kelly - 05/07/2022 22:00

Today, I learned the hard way that age is not just a number when I completely threw out my back while sitting on the ground, gently tossing a ball. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By crutchy - 20/03/2011 15:03 - United States

Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML

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By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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Monday 4 July 2016 18:41

How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.

SofaKing619 13

Tuesday 2 August 2016 5:01

That sucks! But was the sex good?

Comments

MrGarrett26 11

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:00

she must have been fat af.

Silvertigre 14

Wednesday 3 August 2016 2:24

I managed to dislocate one of my hips during sex and that was bad enough. Don't envy you.

AggieMike77 12

Wednesday 3 August 2016 4:32

Do you need sex lessons!?!?

uchihadesendent 14

Wednesday 3 August 2016 5:02

Watching this for an update and get better OP

holy_sheet 3

Thursday 4 August 2016 3:14

Noice

flowersarenic 3

Thursday 4 August 2016 5:06

That's all other kind of climax. Definitely not the kind you were hoping for

termitanor 3

Thursday 4 August 2016 20:26

Now that's some hardcore sex

NinjaSeth 7

Friday 5 August 2016 20:49

The question is... Was it worth it?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 6 August 2016 5:08

Damn, what kind of kinky position were you in?!

GrassSlipper420 14

Monday 8 August 2016 23:07

we have a lot in common however I'm barely 22

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