By Jane - 24/11/2011 13:57 - Australia

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Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML
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Iknoweverything 29

Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"

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bobslawnservice 16

Is this an existential crisis or is the sex a bit unimaginitive? If the former then the answer is "yes." if the latter then "no."

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Ilikeurfmls 13

Then you should scream "No, I'm cheating on you!"

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sandinthewaves 5

Damn, is he talking about you or is it a more philosophical thing.

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Omega_Mus 7

Today, I'm thankful I don't have a psychotic boyfriend. Happy Thanksgiving.

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alanmacabre 2

I guess you'll have to cut off his head and bury him somewhere. It goes without saying that you can't turn him loose.

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Savra_fml 17

If your boyfriend stares at the ceiling and doesn't speak for ages after sex, he may have some performance anxiety issues. Some antidepressants make you feel better, but one side effect is increased performance in bed (ie. lasting longer). He should see a doctor about it. FYL though. P.S. He should be careful no plaster bits fall in his eyes while staring at the ceiling

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Snafuusmc 12

Omg stfu that's in a different fml lmao....

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upyourzlolz 11

99 - I'm guessing you've never heard of a reference? It's something we do a lot when we comment.

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brianalexandria 2

Dump his ass and get someone who isn't so immature and knows how to work it!

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